Pirate animation script
Wallace wakes up. Looks around then sits up and leans against the tree
First person view of Wallace waking up then goes to wide shot of the island showing all the characters
Jimbo
What the hell man!
Wallace
What? What happened?
Jimbo
Those bloody pirates marooned us here!
Wallace
Cool! For how long?
Jimbo has a blank look on his face
Jimbo
ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Were stuck here forever dumb ass
Wallace
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ok. Why?
Jimbo
Well obviously I can’t tell you why you FRIKEN IDIOT!
Wallace
Geez. Sorry. Chill out for a second man.
Jimbo
Chill out? CHILL OUT!!? How the hell can I chill out in a situation like this? I’m stuck on an island the size of a wing ding with a guy that doesn’t know how to even tie his shoes…
Wallace
That’s why I have buckles
Jimbo
And a stupid dog that… wait. Why is there a dog here?
Rex’s eyes move from side to side
Wallace
Dunno. But I think there’s something wrong with his eyes
3 hours later
Wallace
*sigh* I’m hungry
Jimbo
Well what do people do when their hungry
Wallace
Eat?
Jimbo
YES! Now go eat something
Wallace
Like what?
Jimbo
AH GOD I don’t know. That rock over there
You hear a crunch noise
Wallace
OW!
Jimbo
What?
Wallace
Nothing
Jimbo
Good now help me find a way to get off this bloody island
Wallace
What if we…
Rex
Soooo you need a way off the island. Well if you listen very carefully I can help you get off this island
Jimbo
How?
Rex
I’ve been stuck here for the past 15 years waiting for 2 guinea pigs to wash ashore so I can get away from here.
Jimbo
Well here we are. So how do we get off?
Rex
Well the first thing you need to do is eat these special pills.
Wallace
Ok
Jimbo
Wait. What do that do
Rex
Umm they will give u super strength to swim for an unimaginable distance
Jimbo
Righto then. Sounds harmless
Jimbo and Wallace both take the pills and drop to the ground
Rex
MWAHAHAHA (laughs evilly)
Rex then jumps on the dead bodies and floats off into the distance. As he movies off the credits follow him