Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Pirate animation script

Wallace wakes up. Looks around then sits up and leans against the tree
First person view of Wallace waking up then goes to wide shot of the island showing all the characters

Jimbo

What the hell man!

Wallace
What? What happened?

Jimbo
Those bloody pirates marooned us here!

Wallace
Cool! For how long?

Jimbo has a blank look on his face

Jimbo
ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Were stuck here forever dumb ass

Wallace
Ahhhhhhhhhhh ok. Why?

Jimbo
Well obviously I can’t tell you why you FRIKEN IDIOT!

Wallace
Geez. Sorry. Chill out for a second man.

Jimbo
Chill out? CHILL OUT!!? How the hell can I chill out in a situation like this? I’m stuck on an island the size of a wing ding with a guy that doesn’t know how to even tie his shoes…

Wallace
That’s why I have buckles

Jimbo
And a stupid dog that… wait. Why is there a dog here?

Rex’s eyes move from side to side

Wallace
Dunno. But I think there’s something wrong with his eyes

3 hours later

Wallace
*sigh* I’m hungry

Jimbo
Well what do people do when their hungry

Wallace
Eat?

Jimbo
YES! Now go eat something

Wallace
Like what?

Jimbo
AH GOD I don’t know. That rock over there
You hear a crunch noise

Wallace
OW!

Jimbo
What?

Wallace
Nothing

Jimbo
Good now help me find a way to get off this bloody island

Wallace
What if we…

Rex
Soooo you need a way off the island. Well if you listen very carefully I can help you get off this island

Jimbo
How?

Rex
I’ve been stuck here for the past 15 years waiting for 2 guinea pigs to wash ashore so I can get away from here.

Jimbo
Well here we are. So how do we get off?

Rex
Well the first thing you need to do is eat these special pills.

Wallace
Ok

Jimbo
Wait. What do that do

Rex
Umm they will give u super strength to swim for an unimaginable distance


Jimbo
Righto then. Sounds harmless

Jimbo and Wallace both take the pills and drop to the ground

Rex
MWAHAHAHA (laughs evilly)

Rex then jumps on the dead bodies and floats off into the distance. As he movies off the credits follow him